Wed 19 Jul
2006

Coming Soon to a Torso Near You

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This just in: real, honest-to-goodness, printed tee shirts featuring the “Hel-Fucking-Vetica” design that I produced for El Boton some months ago. The feedback I got back from that button was sufficiently positive that I decided to take a chance and run a limited number of these shirts to sell here at Subtraction.com.

They’re printed on high-quality, light blue American Apparel tees in super-sexy cyan and magenta, echoing the original button design without veering too far off into its divisive, hot pink color scheme. The good news is that they’ve literally just left the shirt printer’s yesterday afternoon, but the bad news is that I have about ten days of vacation starting tomorrow, so I won’t be able to start selling them until I get all my ducks in a row, probably sometime in August or early September. Stay tuned, and keep that credit card handy.

Right: Tees on tap. Just printed “Hel-Fucking-Vetica” tees.
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Remarks 20 total remarks were added before the post was closed.

Thu 20 Jul 2006 at 03:44 am
David

I really like the new color scheme. The smaller text is a bit distracting. It might have been nice to put that on the back, but probably more expensive.

I’m still not sure if the design is in support of or against the use of Helvetica.

Thu 20 Jul 2006 at 05:26 am
Ross Chapman

Are you going to get a model to show them off?

Thu 20 Jul 2006 at 10:16 am
Rob Weychert

I own a couple of shirts with the ol’ F-bomb on them, and people of all shapes, sizes, demographics, and potty mouths all usually have the same general reaction of amazement that I would wear such a thing in public. So I’ll be very curious to see how these sell. And I guess I’ll have to own one. :D

Thu 20 Jul 2006 at 11:36 am
Frode Danielsen

HEL yeah, I need one of these :D Will you be shipping outside of USA? Like to Norway ;)

Thu 20 Jul 2006 at 01:54 pm
Jaime Macias

And now we wait…

Thu 20 Jul 2006 at 02:50 pm
Joe Clark

Je ne comprends pas, Khoi. I can’t write “asinine” in a comment to a previous post (the word has nothing to do with “ass”), yet you can sell a T-shirt emblazoned HELfuckingVETICA?

Thu 20 Jul 2006 at 03:22 pm
Khoi Vinh

Joe: I usually remove posts if I deem them to be excessively rude. Commenters can use whatever language they like, including “asinine” and “fucking,” so long as they’re not insulting in their tone. Sounds a little tricky, but it’s pretty simple. Anyway, if you want to clarify this further, I’d be happy to do so via email, away from this thread. Thanks.

Thu 20 Jul 2006 at 05:47 pm
louis walch

im getting one. hell fucking yea.

Fri 21 Jul 2006 at 11:14 am
Stefan Hayden

I can’t wait ot get my hands on this shirt. I’m so excited!

Fri 21 Jul 2006 at 04:54 pm
Dan Rubin

I’m getting one. Bryan’s getting one. Everyone behind me at WebVisions wants one.

You’re the man.

Sat 22 Jul 2006 at 03:40 am
Brock

Again hope you ship international, I’m a design student at University in New Zealand - it should go down smooth!

Sat 22 Jul 2006 at 12:08 pm
Fredrik Wärnsberg

Do you ship to sweden? :)

Sun 23 Jul 2006 at 12:07 pm
Khoi Vinh

I hadn’t thought through overseas fulfillment yet, but I’ll figure something out, especially if there’s lots of demand. Thanks for your enthusiasm, though. I’ll get the sell page for these things up as soon as I can!

Mon 24 Jul 2006 at 05:04 am
Balazs

and one for the hungarian people too pls :)

Mon 24 Jul 2006 at 06:50 am
nick

i dont get why people want this? what is it saying other than ‘fuck’?

Mon 24 Jul 2006 at 10:37 am
Khoi Vinh

Nick: Actually, it says “fucking.” That’s the hook!

Mon 24 Jul 2006 at 09:51 pm
Daniel Eek

If you are gonna start selling it overseas, don’t forget about Australia ;)

Tue 25 Jul 2006 at 01:21 pm
nick

well, if i saw anybody on the street wearing this i’d think they were a fucking *gasp* idiot. sorry.

Tue 25 Jul 2006 at 06:23 pm
Julian

Looks awesome, I so want one! Please please do ship to the UK :)

Wed 26 Jul 2006 at 01:56 pm
Eston Bond

This is probably the only shirt I will ever buy with fuck emblazoned across it somewhere. That said, I’m waiting for whenever these are ready.

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