“After more than 50 failures and almost 50 years, the United States Senate is finally poised to again produce a president.”

“Jason [Kronenwald] smoothes chewed gum over plywood, creating realistic skin tones and hair color, composing his palatte from the multitude of different flavors and colors chewed together.”

Beautiful and side-splitting find from Bryan Haggerty.

Perfectly good English grammar commonly mistaken for mistakes.

Woops, missed this before. But it’s entertaining.

“We held a contest asking readers to redefine Eustace Tilley, the magazine’s presiding dandy. We found ourselves with nearly three hundred ideas, from the erotic to the pontifical. Here is a portfolio of the winners…”

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